A Post Worthy Of The Title Blah

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Mary Danielson stresses me out.lol. Wait! What’s that first sentence about? Am I going to vent frustration out on Mer while her back is turned-figuratively, I mean. Our darling girls(Mer and Steph) have hied off to the wilds of Washington DC and are experiencing one of the most awesome things a romance author can ever experience(is it too awkward to use experience twice in one sentence? lol). They are at RWA Nationals.

I don’t exactly know just how wonderful Nationals is. I have never been and at this rate never will. I am curious. I think anyone would be. But I do look forward to hearing them report back with all the exciting gossip...er, news. The news. I would never, ever gossip!*innocent smile of the PK*

“So,” you wonder-because of course everything I say rivets you and gives you much to analyze. “What is up with that first sentence?”

IS Kelly going to vent, as she initially suggested? And I would like to say that I could. I really could. LOL! Not because she stresses me out. That’s not really true at all. But I could go insane and blog pretty much whatever horrible thing I invent within the confines of my own mind(scary place!). I could. Not only because Mer and Steph are at Nationals and unlikely to read this, but also because the blog world is at Nationals too. I could write nasty things, post them, and then take it all down by the time they get back.

I have free reign. Not quite a dictatorship-I would even go so far as to call it an oligarchy because I suppose Elyssa Papa and an awesome select few won’t be attending RWA and could check out my venomous musings. And then they would make suggestions and I would cater to all of our wishes.(You totally didn’t think I know what an oligarchy is;P)

But none of that will happen. Mer only stresses me out in the vaguest sense ever. And it’s not really stress-I was not lying when I admitted to my lie(huh?).

Mer writes two blogs a week. The Buzz blog and the Friday Round-Up. And they’re awesome blogs. Really inspired and informative and I love reading them much more than I ever enjoy my own blogs(can you imagaine such a thing from such a conceited person?*g*). But since Mer is off in DC expending all of her amazingly awesome mojo there instead of, well, here,I have huge shoes to fill.

Can I write more than one blog in a week? I mean, do I have the time? Yes! Do I actually want to?lol.I plead the 5th!

So, I am going to think up amazing blogs for this week. And if I can’t come up with anything I can always offer recipes. Though I still haven’t recovered from the carb/sugar-coma of Steph’s Potato Chip Cookies.

Well...that seems like a whole blog. I wrote one whole blog! Oh, sure, it’s not a ‘real’ blog. And it’s not ’informative'.(Say what you will, I can take it.*g*) But it is something.

Okay, might as well be productive all of a sudden. I hope everyone at RWA is safe in their travels and has an awesome time. I hope our dear friends eat too much and sleep too little(for me these are fun things*snort*). I wish all the best.

Okay, those of you not attending RWA, what are you up to this week? And if you don’t mind sharing, why aren’t you in DC with the cool kids?lol.

My reason? Money does not grow on trees no matter how I water and fertilize them.

Everyone enjoy this week!

What's Out, What's Buzzing

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This is really a fabulous summer for books. Some of publishing's hottest authors are releasing books, while debuts are getting rave reviews from every corner. In this week's What's Out, What's Buzzing, we have updates on the exciting reads on shelves right now, as well as what's just around the corner.

WHAT'S OUT

General Fiction:

The Crowning Glory of Calla Lily Ponder by Rebecca Wells - The author of The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood has returned to the South in her newest novel, the story of Calla Lilly Ponder a rural Louisiana girl who dreams of moving to New Orleans and attending a prestigious beauty school. Like Wells' previous books, Crowning Glory promises to be heavy on the Southern charm, as well as emotional resonance, as readers follow the adventures of a spunky young beautician in The Big Easy.

The Family Man by Elinor Lipman - In this, her 10th novel, Lipman returns with her trademark wit and characters so real they could be your most beloved friends or own crazy siblings. The Family Man opens with Henry Archer talking to his ex-wife, giving his condolences on the death of her last husband. This conversation proves fortuitous - his ex-stepdaughter reenters his life, he grows closer to his ex, and finds a second chance a love and family. I'm in the middle of The Family Man right now and have only good things to say about it - Lipman, an author I already adore, is at the top her game here.

The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane by Katherine Howe - Slowly creeping up the bestseller lists is this, the story of a 1992 Harvard Grad student whose dissertation is gathering dust as she is enlisted into helping get her grandmother's house ready for sale. But when sifting through the attic of the ancient house, she unearths a scroll with the name Deliverance Dane. From there unravels a story-with-a-story of witches, betrayal, and secrets as old as Boston itself.


Romance:

Black Hills by Nora Roberts - LaNora is back in the romantic suspense genre with this, the story of a South Dakota biologist and the private investigator who wins her heart. Childhood sweethearts the pair haven't seen each other in a dozen years, they are thrown together once more when a vandal threatens their small town and an unsolved murder resurfaces to threaten them both. What dangers lurk in the Black Hills?



Loving A Lost Lord by Mary Jo Putney - One of the grande dames of historical romance, Putney returns with this first novel in the Lost Lords series. When Mariah Clarke inherits a beautiful mansion, she's thrilled - until the former owner attempts to regain control of her home by seducing Mariah. Luckily, a amnesiac man washes up on her shore, the answer to her prayers - by pretending the man is her husband, Mariah can not only save herself, but her home. But, of course, no secret stays buried forever and in the end Mariah must make a choice between the home she loves and the man who has captured her heart.

Surrender to the Devil by Lorraine Heath - In the world of historical heroines, it's not often you run across a woman working in a London gaming hell. Yet, that's exactly who Frannie Darling is, a beautiful woman who grew up on the streets of London and can take care of herself. Until, of course, a duke enters her life, promising her all the temptations of the flesh and the heart. But for a woman who wants nothing to do with men, it's hard to give herself up to a man, especially one who promises her nothing more than a spot in his bed. In the end, one must surrender, but will it be Frannie or her very devilish duke?


Young Adult/Children's:

Beautiful Disaster by Kate Brian - Ariana Osgood is finally back on the social scene, enrolled in a new boarding school, and friends with the most popular girls, all thanks to a new look and new name. But just how far will Ariana go to keep her new life? I must say, I enjoyed the first book in this series, Privilege, quite a bit. It's a feat to turn the villainess of one series into the heroine of another...and Ariana is indeed a villain. But there are people more evil than Ariana out there, whom she'll have to take down to keep her old life where it should be - in the past.

Fairy Tale by Cyn Balog - Morgan Sparks and her boyfriend Cam are soul mates, they've always known it. But when Cam discovers he's an actual fairy and - even worse - heir to a fairy throne. As Cam changes and becomes more miserable each day, he and Morgan plan to stick together and fool the fairies. But when faced with an uncertain future, where nothing is right or wrong, can Morgan save not only their love, but Cam's life as well?


Gorgeous by Rachel Vail - The sequel to Lucky, this book tells the story of the plain middle Avery sister, Allison. Allison would do anything to be gorgeous like the rest of her family - including making a deal with the devil. Luckily, the devil just wants her cell phone. But when her new looks make her question every relationship she has, her family's financial crisis breaks, and she finds herself courted by a modeling agency, Allison starts to lose control. Just how far will she go to be gorgeous?

Killer by Sara Shepard - Number six in the Pretty Little Liars series, Shepard returns to seemingly perfect Rosewood, Pennsylvania, where friendships are deep, but secrets even deeper. The four girls of Rosewood have finally put a murderer behind bars, but there's a new villain on the block, threatening to unveil secrets and turning up the heat on Hanna, Aria, Spencer, and Emily. Fans of the first five high drama, but well written books will be lining up for this book which promises to be the best of the series.


L.A. Candy by Lauren Conrad - Yes, that Lauren Conrad, of Laguna Beach & The Hills fame. L.C.'s first book - a YA tale of two Los Angelenos picked to star in their own reality series- just hit shelves this past month. Yes, the plot sounds eerily familiar, but L.A. Candy is, at its heart, a sweet story about a girl coming into her own, while discovering what really matters. And, okay, there's a lot of the L.A. social scene, VIP parties, and fabulous clothes involved. If you count reality TV as your guilty pleasure, or just like fluffy YA romcom, pick this one up.


Prada and Prejudice by Mandy Hubbard - In this high concept romantic comedy, Callie, a very modern heroine on a school trip to London, tries to impress the popular crowd by trying on real Prada heels, but disaster strikes - she trips, hits her head, and wakes up in the year 1815! Luckily, Callie's soon mistaken for a long lost friend of Emily, a real regency girl, and moves in with her family. But between saving Emily from an unwanted engagement and fending off her own attraction to Emily's hot - and arrogant - cousin, Callie learns that finding love and friendship is complicated in any time period.

WHAT'S BUZZING

July 14, 2009:

The Accidental Billionaires by Ben Mezrich - (Nonfiction) Most of use Facebook every day. If we don't, our friends, sons, daughters, and grandparents probably do. But how did two Harvard undergrads start the internet site that has defined their generation? The tale is one that could surely be fiction: filled with betrayal, lust, and more money than Croesus. This book is a sure fire hit for anyone addicted to the web, the ins and outs of modern capitalism, or the pure digital drama that only the 21st century could supply.


Best Friends Forever by Jennifer Weiner - (General Fiction) Addie and Valerie will be best friends forever, but when their friendship is rocked by teenage betrayal, Val abandons Addie for the popular crowd. Fifteen years later, Valerie is the local weather girl and Addie lives alone in her her hometown, trying to meet a good man, while taking care of her troubled brother. Addie has just returned from her umpteenth bad date, when she finds Val on her front porch, covered in blood and turning to her old friend. Like Weiner's previous novels, this promises to be a hilarious yet-touching portrayal of love, life, and the friendships that define a lifetime.

Girl in a Blue Dress by Gaynor Arnold - (General Fiction) Arnold's debut is a fictionalized recount of the marriage of Charles and Catherine Dickens. Channeling the Dickens and their tumultuous relationship are Alfred and Dorothy Gibson. This quiet novel explores the morals and customs of Victorian era London and the love life of that time's greatest wordsmith.




When You Reach Me by Rebecca Stead - (Middle Grade) Garnering starred reviews from every review organization under the sun, Stead's sophomore novel follows two friends, Miranda and Sal, who've been inseparable since birth. But when sixth grade rolls around and Sal is punched by the new kid, he shuts Miranda out of his life. Grappling with the loss of her best friend, Miranda is soon surrounded by strange happenings - the key to her apartment is stolen, the neighborhood wierdo gets weirder, and, most worrying of all, she starts receiving mysterious notes. The notes contain secrets no one else knows and start to hint that things are about to get worse for Miranda - can she understand the noted and the world around her before it's too late? This coming-of-age story in 1970s New York City promises delightful characters and masterful storytelling that will fascinate all ages.

July 21, 2009:

Sleepless in Scotland by Karen Hawkins - (Historical Romance) Book four in the Maclean Curse Series centers around Catriona Hurst who sets off in pursuit of her impulsive twin sister, whose plan to trap Laird Maclean will surely lead to disaster. What Catriona doesn't expect, however, is to be caught by her own Maclean - Hugh, the laird's younger brother. After Hugh mistakes Catriona for someone else - and kisses her soundly - the pair are forced to marry. But can Catriona keep her sister - and her heart - safe, while Hugh and his own secrets prove tempting indeed?

Three Witches by Paula Jolin - (Young Adult) Trevor Saunders is dead, but his story doesn't end there. He left behind a mystery and a, of course, a girl - Aliya, the girl he was secretly dating. When Aliya gets a cryptic e-mail the day after his death, she bands together with her two friends to find out what really happened to Trevor. With their three very different backgrounds, the girls think they can use their powers to bring him back one more time...but should they?


Twenties Girl by Sophie Kinsella - (General Fiction) As I've said numerous times, I love the 1920s - almost as much as I love ghost stories. Which is why Sophie Kinsella's newest offering, about a Lara Lington, a twenty-something with an overactive imagination, is one of my most anticipated books this season. Lara's life is a disaster - her best friend has run of to Goa, her start-up company is floundering, and she's just been dumped by her soulmate - but it gets a whole lot more complicated when she starts seeing a ghost. The ghost of her great-aunt Sadie, to be more specific - a flapper straight out of the 1920s with a mission for her niece: find a missing necklace and Sadie's chance for eternal rest.

July 27, 2009:

The Eternal Kiss edited by Trisha Telep - (Young Adult) Vampires are still the reigning paranormal rulers of the YA world, so it's no wonder some of the hottest authors wanted to tackle the bloodsucking fiends. This anthology of fang-heavy short stories includes offers from Holly Black, Libba Bray, Rachel Caine, and Sarah Rees Brennan. There sure to be something her to delight every fan of YA paranormal, even the fans with a taste for something a little, well, undead.


July 28, 2009:

A Duke of Her Own by Eloisa James - (Historical Romance) Readers have fallen in love with Eloisa James' Desperate Duchesses series - the characters are charming, the books are both lush and sophisticated takes on Historical Romance, and then of course there's the Duke Villiers. In this final book of the series, Villers, that chess-loving rogue, finds himself betrothed to one exquisite woman, while being drawn to another, entirely unavailable hoyden. When Villiers is torn between logic and love, which will he choose? Eloisa James is a master of keeping her readers in suspense, so the answer could be anyone's guess, but it's sure to be an enchanting journey to the answer.

Goddess of the Hunt by Tessa Dare - (Historical Romance) The long-awaited debut of Avon Fanlit winner Tessa Dare follows Lucy Waltham, a Regency tomboy who has embarked on a new kind of hunt - for a husband! As every good huntress knows, it's best to practice your aim a bit, so she practices her first kiss with her brother's best friend and the man least likely to gain her heart- Jeremy Trescott. But when passion heats between the pair and Jeremy takes it upon himself to distract Lucy from her schemes, a battle of wills - and hearts- ensues. Will Lucy land her quarry, or be brought down by her own trap? I was lucky enough to read an ARC of GOTH last week and agree with all the rave reviews Dare is receiving - Goddess of the Hunt is in a class of its own and Tessa Dare is sure to land on auto-buy lists around the world after this fantastic debut!

The Lost Sister by Megan Kelly Hall - (Young Adult) The sequel to last year's thrilling The Sisters of Misery, Hall's newest follows Maddie Crane as she grapples with the events of the last book - most specifically, a friend's disappearance. Now attending boarding school far away from Hawthorne, Maddie thinks the worst is over, but some secrets won't stay buried and the revenge of The Sisters of Misery is far reaching, indeed...


My Soul to Take by Rachel Vincent - (Young Adult) Harlequin steps into the world of Young Adult publishing with My Soul to Take, the first of the new Harlequin Teen line and Vincent's Soul Screamers series. Kaylee, the heroine, doesn't see dead people, but she can sense when someone's about to die. And when she does? Reach for the earplugs, because a force beyond her control compels her to "scream bloody murder." This gift makes it hard to get through a day, much less be a normal teen, so Kaylee is thrilled when the hottest guy in school becomes interested in her. But when he seems to know more about her gift than she does and her classmates start dying around her, Kaylee knows normal just isn't in her future...

Since the Surrender by Julie Ann Long - (Historical Romance) Third in the Pennyroyal Green series centering on two feuding families, Long returns to the Eversea siblings in this latest, featuring Captain Chase Eversea, a ruthless war hero. Chase has broken hearts in his past, but only one woman ever captured his - Rosalind March, a formerly reckless girl who has turned into a formidable, self-possessed woman. But when Rosaline needs his help to tracking down her wayward sister, their passion re-ignited...but which one will surrender first?


Written on Your Skin by Meredith Duran - (Historical Romance) Duran's second offering this summer, Written on Your Skin parallels the events of last month's Bound by Your Touch, this time following Mina Masters, an American heiress, and the spy who loves her, Phin Granville. Four years earlier, Mina saved Phin's life, so when he learns the American woman needs his help, honor forces him back into the world of espionage he'd thought long forgotten. Like Duran's previous books, this promises to be an action-packed, emotionally resonant historical romance - with special emphasis on the history.

August 1, 2009:

Prophecy of the Sisters by Michelle Zink - (Young Adult) They sisters are like best friends you can't get rid of - unless you're Lia or Alice Milthorpe, then your sister might be your worst enemy. The Milthorpe twins, never very close and now orphans, have just learned they are at the subjects of a dark prophecy - one that sets them against each other and at the center an an age-old mystery. Lia and Alice don't whom they can trust - they just know they can't trust each other.


Ruined by Paula Morris - (Young Adult) In the YA genre, books featuring characters attending new schools are fairly thick on the ground, but how many times is that set-up intertwined with a ghost story? Enter Paula Morris and her story of Rebecca, a girl spending the year at snooty New Orleans prep school while her father is traveling. At first glance this is a classic boarding school story, complete with mean girls and the mysteriously nice guy, but when Rebecca meets a ghost with a score to settle and the nice guy turns out to have shadowy secrets of his own, it's obvious nothing in this chilling tale is as it seems.

Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater - (Young Adult) With her debut, last year's Lament, Stiefvater cemented herself as a lyrical new voice in YA fiction. That high praise looks to be repeated with her newest, the story of a girl and the boy she loves - who just so happens to turn into a wolf for half the year. If you're looking for a darkly romantic book, one that will haunt you long afterward, you really can't go wrong with a Stiefvater story. For a taste of what to expect, check out Shiver's book trailer - a stop-motion masterpiece animated and composed by the author herself.

Are any of these reads on your to-buy lists? Did we miss any books that you're loving or looking forward to?

To Julia Quinn, With Love

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Preface: I always loved To Sir Phillip, With Love's title so I -in a painfully obvious fashion- modeled my blog title after it.*g*

Since I’m a nerd I bought the new Julia Quinn novel What Happens In London today.

Why does this equal nerd, you ask?(Because, of course, you're asking. My writing skills rivet the masses.) Well, I’ve already read it. I was one of those lucky chicks that won the e-ARC from JQ(PS: I think she is one of the most awesome people AND writers on the planet. If I ever meet her, there will be forced hugs and tears-there may also be tears from her as she struggles to wrest herself from my grasp and run as fast as she can for the nearest cop.*shrugs*).


Why did I buy a second copy? Is it my ethical side rearing its head and imploring me to make sure she gets credit for the sale? No, I’m not really that nice of a person.

Was it because I need to read her books in every format? No, I’m not buying the paperback. (In fact, I own so many paperbacks that I barely have room to walk. Floor is cluttered.) Is it because of sentimentality? Nope, I’m not even close to sentimental.

It is *drum roll* for convenience! Selfish wretch, I admit freely I am.

Reading off of the computer monitor is hard on the eyes (for me at least) and I just can’t go back and read all of my favorite parts even with the aid of my handy dandy reading glasses. So Kindle Sasha is my answer to those problems. Also, Kindle Sasha can be held comfortably and wonderfully in bed!

Ah, I love Sasha and I love JQ. Best of both worlds- as Hannah Montanna would say because just like Paris Hilton’s “That’s Hot,” no one EVER said “best of both worlds” before HM. *snort*

Back to topic:

But combo of JQ and Kindle is the perfect way to read, imo.

*It should be noted that reading WHIL on my computer screen was worth the neck ache and eye strain. But it’s good to be able to curl up with it. I find that JQ’s books are the most deserving of curling up out of any of the books I’ve ever read.*

So, here are the top 10 reasons JQ is worth multiple reads on multiple devices:

1) There’s comfort in reading her books. Real comfort. Like a warm wool blanket and a toasty fire in the grate on a snowy night. Oh, and don’t forget the hot cocoa(or in Steph and Mer’s case, hot tea).

2) They’re exciting and wonderful. It’s like waking up on Christmas morning and finding Johnny Depp with a bow around his neck and holding the keys to your brand new Veryon, under your tree. (Not that he’d fit under the tree. So maybe more like ‘leaning’ against the tree. No, it would topple over. How about sitting on a chair near the tree? Good enough for me!)

3) There are laughs that make your sides ache. Also, her comedy isn’t that silly kind that you find in Napoleon Dynamite(PS: LOVE that movie, just to be clear) her comedy feels like this really intelligent person(which she is) constructed it to a tee. Kinda like John Green, but funnier. Also, her characters laugh together. For me, there's no better sign of lasting love than two people who really just enjoy each other's company.

4) Alpha males abound but there’s a Beta or two(Colin Bridgerton for example) that grab a hold of your heart and make you fall in love.

5) She writes the most fantastic heroines ever. They all have these flaws and a balance of good qualitites that make them so interesting. And they're all beautiful to their hero-no matter what they look like to others. And most important of all, man can they ever stand up to their heroes. Strong women who won't be daunted by even the most alpha of the alpha heroes.

6) More on her characters: They have quirks and habits(both good and bad). I don’t know how to explain it but they are all unique. They have phobias(Anthony with bees), they have fears that they don't know where they came from(Kate with storms), they have problems that would stigmatize them-or so they think- in society-and make them feel unworthy(Simon’s speech impediment), and they even have minor problems that I’ve never read in a romance novel before(a colorblind hero for instance).

7) Once the hero meets the heroine no other woman will do whether he acknowledges it or not.

8) In her epilogues there are most always precocious children running around. In an age where the precocious child has saturated the market and annoys me greatly, hers work. They’re the ONLY precocious kids I can stand in novels.

9) Their poignant lovemaking. JQ could never be accused of throwing in gratuitous love scenes. In fact, most of them come at the end(lately, at least) and they’re meaningful. The characters aren’t there just to fill up pages or scratch an itch(to be blunt). They have feelings-whether they know it consciously or not- that make the scenes beautiful.

10) She writes families and friends more realistically than you’ll ever find anywhere-in ANY genre. Eloise and Penelope(strong friendship with deep, abiding love). Anthony and Simon(two friends being ripped apart over broken rules: you do not ever poach your friend's sister). Francesca and her brothers and sisters(she preferred to live away from the chaos in the Bridgerton house(IIRC) but still loved her family greatly).

Um, another number 10 because similarly to the Lays “You can’t eat just one” campaign, you really can’t stop at just 10 things to love about JQ.

10) I never doubt her HEAs. She convinces me that these characters will be happy and in love forever.

Ummm...and...another number 10.lol.

10) I truly believe that any bad day can be cured, or brightened considerably at the very least, by picking up ANY of JQ’s books and just reading it for awhile.

Okay, this is the part where you run out(or sit and order on Amazon or Kindle) and get WHIL, reread her backlist, or read her backlist for the first time.(Whoa! The thought that there are people out there that haven’t discovered JQ yet totally boggles my mind, and yet that was me about three years ago. Wow!)

Goal Setting: Mid-Year Check-In

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It's July, we're halfway through the year, and this is the perfect time to reassess your goals and make new ones. If you follow this blog, you know I'm a sucker for goal making. If there's a new system, I'm checking it out. If there's research about what makes a goal attainable, then I'm reading up on it.

Do you use any type of special system for tracking your goals whether that be a fancy planner or Post-Its stuck to your computer? There are so many different ways you can do this:


  • Calendar
  • Notebook
  • Goal Chart
  • Post-Its
  • Computer documents


I find that not only is it a good thing to track your goals but reward yourself when you meet small goals just as you would if you met large ones. Sure, you can't buy a new pair of shoes for every 1,000 words you write but stick a gold star on that day or let yourself indulge in a piece of chocolate. It's amazing what little rewards like this can do for the psyche. If you're visual, gold stars, X's through a day, or crossing through goals as you meet them is very helpful when you need to see forward progress. (Check out the pic of my calendar above. I track daily w/c, and I like to mark goal days that I'm working toward.)

When you set goals, do you set out to meet the goal in full or do you view your goals as more of a guide for getting you moving in the right direction?
We had a walking initiative at work a few weeks ago and one of the signs said something like "Don't ever stop starting." Often times we stray from, or completely abandon, goals we set. I do this all the time when it comes to exercise and with my writing. The important thing is that you continue to let yourself start. It means you're still making progress and you never know when one of those starts might turn into a habit.

How often do you reevaluate your goals?
I write out my yearly goals and attempt to assess said goals on a monthly basis. Anything less inevitably causes me to lose my course and I play catch-up later in the year. Some of you might find that you need to assess your goals on a weekly basis if you're shooting for something like 20,000 words written in one month. It's too easy to lose track of where you are and if you assess your goals too late in the process there might not be time to make it up.

How do you make your goals attainable?
I will never be someone who writes a novel in two weeks. It just isn't happening. I know I would never be successful with a goal like that. However, I do find that spelling out a long-term goal then breaking it down into smaller pieces works for me. If I make a 2 month goal I'll break that down into monthly, weekly, and daily goals. In some cases, it even helps to document my morning and evening goals. You might find this much too tedious for your tastes but experiment and find what works for you.

Have you formally planned ways to meet your long-term career goals?
"Failing to plan is planning to fail." ::GROAN:: You knew that was coming! But it's true. Long-term success generally requires a plan to get there. At the outset of my writing career I put up blinders to anything agent- and industry-related. The thought process behind that decision involved a belief that it was more important to write and not get distracted by other things. I wouldn't recommend this thinking to anyone else. When I finally checked out agent blogs and industry websites it made me realize how prepared I'll be when I'm ready to start the querying process. If I'd tried to play catch-up the sheer amount of information out there would have been overwhelming to absorb and there would have been so much that was missed. Review industry blogs, websites, and forums now because you'll see what you need to do to reach your goal of publication. Why not avoid costly mistakes in getting to that point? If you're looking for a jump start into the industry side of writing, Mary has upcoming web spotlight posts that you should check out.

How NOT To Use Social Media

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Another week, another publishing kerfuffle. Thanks to the internet, there seems to be a new one every few days. This latest brouhaha comes courtesy of author Alice Hoffman who, after receiving a lukewarm review on Sunday, used her Twitter account to not only rage at the reviewer, but post her personal e-mail and phone number as well.

Plenty of bloggers have delved into the relative morality of Hoffman's actions, so I'm not going to go there. To find the full story and commentary, check out Gawker and Galleycat, then find Hoffman's apology here.

Ignoring the immaturity of this act (which is astounding) and the etiquette of the author/reviewer relationship (don't read reviews, if you don't have thick skin) this really boils down to the perfect case study of how NOT to use social media.

The internet is a great tool for the modern author. This is undeniable. We can network with other writers, do much of the career research we need with a few Google searches, and connect with our audiences in a way that was unheard of just 15 years ago. Building an online persona has become a crucial part of modern publishing. At the very least, we're expected to have a website. Even better, we should have a website, a blog, a Twitter page, a Facebook account, and our very own webmaster on call. It's not only overwhelming, but there's a steep learning curve. Plenty of workshops and books talk about how to put the internet to work for you. Many more specifically focus on how to use social media platforms, like Myspace and Digg, to reach your readers. Unfortunately, too few of these sources delve into the darker side of social media use. There is freedom in using these platforms, yes, but just like in the real world there is an etiquette in place that can be embarrassing, even career threatening, to ignore.

From watching these kerfuffles play out and using most of these platforms myself, I've seen such mistakes made time and time again. Authors who are perfectly sensible in real life, whom other writers gush about and who help octogenarians across the street, can still lose footing when faced with the vast web community. It doesn't need to happen, which is why I get furious when it does. Authors can maintain reputations and still have fun with all the internet has to offer. Professionalism doesn't need to equal boring web personas, but the opposite approach all too often leads to giant pitfalls. Alice Hoffman didn't need to have this blemish on her professional record and anyone with career hopes in this industry should take her lesson to heart. In that vein, I've compiled a top five list of common mistakes to avoid.

How NOT To Use Social Media:

1. Excessive Self-Promotion: Promotion is awesome. Every author should have her own personal marketing plan in place above and beyond what a publishing house may be doing for her books. Holding contests, getting involved in forums, and having an active blog are just a few of the ways to do this. But there is a line. How many of us have experienced the spam blog comments about book release dates? Or the unwelcome and unrelated author intrusions into reader discussions? Sadly, this happens so often it even has a name: introtisement. Watch out, it's the next truthiness. For the sake of this blog, I'm defining introtising as: entering web communities where you are not already active and posting thinly veiled advertisements for your work. Such as: Oh! You liked Joanna Bourne's historical romance about spies in Napoleonic France? Well you should try my newest release about spies in post-apocalyptic Venus!

Ugh! Just say no to introtising. Not only is it annoying, but when readers are having a discussion about books, they really don't want to wade through irrelevant book plugs. We know better than to insert ourselves into real life conversations and interrupt with our sales pitch, so why would it be okay on the web? If you want to enter the discussion, go for it! But doing so with relevant points and good humor is going to win you more interest than random self-promotion. On your own pages and accounts, definitely post release dates and contests, but when you go out into the wide internet world, try temper the impulse a bit. People are naturally curious, so a signature with your release dates and website will do just fine, especially if it's connected to funny, insightful commentary!

2. Getting Too Personal - Like I said, having a blog is awesome. Even better, having a routinely updated blog keeps you connected with readers. I can't even count the number of authors I've discovered after reading, and loving, their blogs. Take Maureen Johnson as an example - not only does she post regularly, but her blog is infused with so much personality that you just know her books are going to be good. After all, if she's that funny in a 140-character Twitter post, how can a dose of novel-length MJ be any less entertaining?

Like self-promotion though, putting yourself out on the web can go too far. If you're blogging as a career choice, which you are if you publish and blog under the same name, you've got to think about your audience. Do your blog readers really want to know the story of how you ended up dating your ex-boyfriend's dad? Do your Facebook friends need to see a picture of your positive pregnancy test, or will an excited status update do just fine? Here's the rule to blog by - if you wouldn't share something with an acquaintance you bump into at the grocery store, don't share it with your readers. This will change depending on what genre you write in (Erotica writers have a different audience than Kidlitters, so the TMI threshold is different) and your natural level of reserve, but always keep in mind that you're using social media for your career. If you want an unlimited personal blog or Twitter page, consider having two pages - a private one for close family and friends and another for your industry persona.

3. Spreading Yourself Too Thin - So, you want to use social media. That's a great decision! But...where to start? Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, Tumblr, or one of the thousand other social platforms? Here's my advice - research which one you would get the most use out of. Too many authors jump on the social media bandwagon and get a page or profile on every site available. Not only is that a lot of log-ins to remember, but good luck keeping on top of all those communities. All too often pages languish around, collecting virtual dust and doing squat for the author, because she's spread too thin. Pick a platform or two and dedicate yourself to keeping them up-to-date. When you've mastered one platform and have more time to learn another, go for it, but until then remember that a fun and always changing Twitter feed is going to do more good for your career than 100 identical and stagnant profiles.

(Incidentally, if you do use many different social media platforms, there are great services that will help you keep on top of them. Check out: iGoogle, Meebo, and Tweetdeck as some options.)


4. Ignoring Your Audience - Hand in hand with spreading yourself to thin is ignoring your audience. If you're a published author and you're using social media to network and publicize your books, you have to be prepared for reader response. When putting a profile up on Facebook or Twitter, you're opening yourself up to more than just the usual fan e-mails and letters. Welcome to the world of @replies, direct messages, and Facebook pokes. This is why keeping on top of many different accounts can be challenging. In order to keep from alienating your readers, it's important to stay active and engaged with them. If a reader asks you a question on Twitter, respond. If they send you a quick Facebook message gushing about your latest book, send a thank you note back. You can take your time, because Lord knows you'll have more than one message to deal with, but if you plan on networking with readers, keep up the discourse.

5. Indulging in Negativity - This last one is the biggie, as we know (thank you, Ms. Hoffman). When using the web to further your career, it's best to channel Bambi, or rather, Thumper - if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Cliche, yes, but true. It's one thing to get mad about reviews to your friends, but another entirely to spew vitriol into the web at large. Yes, we'd like to think that readers will take our side, but mostly it just comes off looking petty and immature. It's important to fight for what you believe in and engage in industry discussions, but it must be kept professional. Just like I can name authors who are on my bookshelves through their positive web personas, I can name just as many whom I stopped buying after encountering a nasty blog comment or immature Facebook post.

To use Maureen Johnson again, her battles with book banners are a great example of taking on a conflict in the right way. After her books were banned (on two separate occasions) she wrote (and v-logged) witty and spot-on arguments against the attempted bans - all while being entertaining and professional. Instead of alienating readers and encouraging immature behavior, she rallied her audience around her points and gave other writers and industry pros positive fodder for discussion. If something makes you mad, it's your right to post about it, but keep in mind who's following your activity. The internet world is like high school - gossip travels swift and far. So, tread carefully when you choose to go negative on someone else for all the industry to see.

It sounds like a lot to remember, but all these are rules we live by every day in the real world. Social media can be overwhelming, but a little common sense and a lot of good humor will bring you success every time. As the literary world becomes more and more web literate, hopefully these kerfuffles will be fewer and farther between, but we're not there yet. If you keep away from these five pit-falls and you'll be fine. Alright, now I'm curious - what are some of your pet peeves with social media use? We won't name names, but what are some writerly Twitter habits or Facebook tics that tempt you to click that de-friend button?

Ch-ch-changes

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Sabrina Jeffries is a long time favorite of mine. I read and reread and reread her books. All of them have things that are distinctly SJ and yet display her amazing growth as a writer with each new book. I was talking to Stephanie about this the other day and I came to the conclusion that growth doesn’t have to mean exorcism-author doesn't have to jump through hoops to write in a whole new way. If it ain’t broke... ya know?

I’ve read a few authors say that the reason people don’t like their new books is because they’re ‘growing’ as authors. I don’t think writing a new style of book always equals growth. I don’t think switching genres even equals growth 100% of the time.

Improving and growing is expected, of course. For me it’s even celebrated! But SJ is my example of what growth truly is at its finest.

There are things I have come to expect from an SJ novel. There will be hot sex, crackling sexual tension, some hilarious jokes and masterful conflicts for the hero and heroine to overcome.

But SJ changes and, yes, grows with every single one of her books without sacrificing who she is as a writer. Without throwing out her ‘voice’ , if you will. Without changing what makes her unique and distinctive. I would know an SJ book even if there were no title and name attached to it.

Her newest book, Wed Him Before You Bed Him, blew me away. I was shocked by who Cousin Michael wound up being. And she had seeded hints everywhere in the preceding School For Heiresses series. I just missed them. Missed them by A LOT!

SJ has grown in the types of characters she constructs. They’re deeper and some of them are downright dark. They have unique backgrounds that are a joy to learn about. She weaves more and more complex plots. You won’t find many two-dimensional characters in her books and situations are always more complex than you’d expect. And further, her newest example of growth is in her ability to keep the continuity of a series and not let it get stale. She also, as previously stated, managed to keep a character's identity secret while offering clues until said character's book over the course of the whole series. Wow.

In WHBYBH Charlotte has a lot of baggage that keeps her from realizing a relationship with the 'one'- the love of her life- for far more years than it should have taken.

The hero(I won’t give his name because I want to hear back from you if it surprises you or not) is so in love, but it gets so mixed up in hurt and resentment and hate(in the beginning of their break) that he doesn’t act for years on what he’s truly known all along: she is it for him.

This is a reunion tale and it’s probably the most well done one I’ve come across in a long time(other than EJ's TDOM!!!). Recently a reunion story came out that I had been anticipating for years. Seriously, YEARS! And it was such a huge disappointment that I couldn’t even finish it. So I came into this story knowing that after a five book and two novella setup, this book stood to fail miserably. Thank goodness it didn’t!!

I recommend this book so highly that it actually makes me feel awful to think I’m setting this book up for failure. Offering this much praise and hype can only lead to others being completely disappointed. But no matter what angle I look at this novel from, I can’t find a flaw.

Another you all need to read is What Happens In London… JQ’s newest masterpiece. I won’t review it because I know many haven’t read it yet and I don’t want to spoil ANYTHING!It's not that there are any shocks to the plot, the jokes are just more fun if you experience them firsthand with fresh eyes. JQ is another example of an author that grows but still maintains the magic that all of her books own. If after reading the first chapter of WHIL you’re not hooked, I’ll be shocked. So amazingly good.

Happy reading!

Any books you’re anticipating? Any books you want to gush about? This Tuesday is a big one. Lots of fantabulous new books coming out. Good luck finding me online during this week. I’m pulling a 24/7 reading session. lol. Not really, but the books are deserving.

PS: Anyone else have a David Bowie song stuck in their head?

Friday Round-Up

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Here it is, another Friday! This week saw one of our own traveling the southern U.S. (Mary clocked in 9 states this week! Yikes!) and some tremors cutting through the entertainment world. But what about our own little corner of the web?

It was a fabulously eventful week for Maggie Robinson - not only does she have a saucy new pen name (Margaret Rowe) and an official title for her first release (Tempting Eden), but she has a new book deal, as well! From Publisher's Marketplace:
Maggie Robinson's MISTRESS BY MISTAKE, a Regency-set historical romance and the first of the Courtesan Court series about the women who inhabit London's infamous mistress row, to Megan Records atKensington Brava, in a four-book deal plus two novellas, for publication in Summer 2010, by Laura Bradford at Bradford Literary Agency.
Congratulations, Maggie!

Over at Romance Vagabonds, Janga did her own yearly round-up of her favorite reads from the first six months of 2009, complete with reviews of her ten picks. It's a great list, with many of our Write Chic favorites making up its ranks. Be sure to check out any you haven't picked up yet!

The pirates from Romance Writer's Revenge welcomed Julie Rowe aboard this week, where she talks about the art of creating the perfect synopsis. It's a great article for anyone who dreads this part of the writing process! So, you know, all of us.

Author Justine Larbalestier reviewed The Demon's Lexicon, one of our featured picks from last week's What's Out, What's Buzzing. She particularly responds to the two qualms people have had when buying the book, with suggestions and explanations from a writer's point-of-view.

Elsewhere on the web, Sarah Rees Brennan, author of The Demon's Lexicon, was featured in John Scalzi's blog series The Big Idea. She gives great insight into her intriguing main character and the behind-the-scenes of her original book idea.

Also on John Scalzi's blog this week, he delved into an interesting literary phenomenon: why new novelists are kinda old.

Casey McCormick continued her indispensable Agent Spotlight series with a profile of kidlit agent Kelly Sonnack of Andrea Brown Literary.

National Public Radio ran a great article about what people were reading during The Great Depression - an interesting slice of Americana or just fun research for anyone thinking about setting a story in the 1920s.

Tweeting writers have something to be joyful about this week: agents Jessica Faust and Kim Lionetti from BookEnds have entered the Twitter fray! You can follow them at @BookEndsJessica and @BookEndsKim. Jessica also confronted the concept of the "prequery" and why they should never be attempted.

Agent Nathan Bransford and his commenters discussed the validity of audio books as true reading. In her own discussions of it this week, Steph had a really great comparison of audio books to teachers and parents reading aloud to children. The children may not be actively reading the books, but anyone can tell you those books from their childhood are some of the most beloved. Enter the commenting fray and add your own opinion!

That's all for this Friday's round-up. Did we miss any great blogs or articles from this week? Leave a tip in the comments!

Have a wonderful Friday night! If you need more Chic, check out our own Twitter feeds to see what mischief we're getting into this weekend:

Kelly @KellyKrysten
Mary @MaryBDanielson
Steph @ohsostephanie
WriteChic @writechicblog

Trumped…

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I’m not talking Donald Trump(Thank, God!). I’m talking about how I got trumped yesterday.


My niece is writing a short story for the 2009 Girls Horse Club Fiction Competition. The beautiful,talented, and totally chic Jessica Burkhart has been plugging this contest on her blog.

It’s a really cool contest for girls 17 and under(Further rules here) and here’s the kicker, one of the key characters must be a horse. Yup, a horse. It’s so cool!!lol.(I'm a nerd*g*)

This contest couldn’t come at a more perfect time because my niece(who constantly tells me how beautiful Mer is-even when she's green!:-0) told me a couple of weeks ago that she wanted to write YA novels(after she learned Mary writes YA.*sigh*). And then I saw the ad for the contest. She got crazy excited and has already voiced concerns that her word count will be too high(max is 6000). This kid apparently has big plans-ah, but it’s just proof that she’s mine.

And today she pulled me over to the computer(*snort* like I’d have to be forced to go to the computer) and showed me an initial scene she'd written in her story. And, um, I was gob-smacked.

And so goes my trumping.

The kid is way more talented than I am. I’m considering tossing her out on her ear.*g* But in the end, I will keep her because as special as it is for me to share books with her, it’s even better to share writing with her.

Um...I just realized I was trumped twice. Mer trumped me in my nieces affections.*g* I think I can handle it. I’ve got three more where she came from.

Have a little one in your life that you share writing with? Or is there some other talent that you admire in a family member? Today's blog is apparently about family-how did I end up here?*shrugs*

PS:Broader example of family: Mer and Steph are my family. Proceed.:)

Prompted

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Does anyone else out there have an aversion to writing prompts? They've never really been my thing but I picked up Writing Basics by Writer's Digest a couple weekends ago and I'm giving prompts as part of my goal to hone my craft. I can't say the prompts thrilled me at first glance: Write an essay describing your fondest summer memory; Write a 20-line poem about your favorite meal and how much you enjoy it. ::groan:: but I thought I'd give them a chance. Plus, I have 52 options I can work with.

Enter: Aha! Moment.

Why can't I alter the writing prompts to fit my preferred genre? They could get the creative juices flowing in a way that's far more specific to my WIP and my own goals than recounting my fondest summer memory.

Take a look at the below prompts from WB and how I reworked them for my own needs.

"You're in a public bathroom when two strangers come in. They obviously don't know you're there, as they start discussing an elaborate plot to murder a famous musician. Recount the conversation to the police, explaining the plot, the place, and the motive. Oh, and don't forget to name the musician."
Reworked: You're taking a break from a ball in a private alcove when you hear two strangers not far away. They obviously don't know you're there as they start discussing an elaborate plot to steal a valuable piece of artwork from a well-known society figure. Recount the conversation to your group of friends, explaining the plot, the place, and the motive. Oh, and don't forget to name the society figure.

"You're out with some old friends and they're all rehashing amusing holiday stories. You tell them you have one to top them all. In telling your story there are two rules: You must begin with, "I remember that Thanksgiving like it was yesterday," and end with, "And that's how (fill in the blank) got stuck inside the turkey."
Reworked: You're taking tea with some friends and they're all rehashing an amusing story from the dinner party last night. You tell them you have one to top them all. In telling your story there are two rules: You must begin with, "I remember that picnic like it was yesterday," and end with "And that's how (insert person) fell into the River Thames."

If you're writing a YA, contemporary romance, historical fiction, paranormal, sci-fi, or any other novel this could be a great exercise to try. Not only is it interesting to write the actual prompt but even the act of reworking the prompts can get the creative juices flowing.

If you have the time, find a writing prompt and rework it in the comments for your genre of writing. You might give others some great ideas!

YAY! A contest!

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Alrighty then, Ladies and Gents(assuming there are some lovely men reading us-which we'd love!:)), Courtney Milan is having a lovely contest for one lucky person to win an ARC of Tess Dare’s Goddess Of The Hunt.
This is part of my entry for the contest but I'm also going to tell you how you can enter(I am ever selfless.lol).:)
Here are Ms.Milan's official rules:
Post on your blog, or post a tweet, about Tessa Dare’s Goddess of the Hunt.
Post a comment on this blog post( 'this' being Ms.Milan's blog post in case of confusion), with a link to your blog. If you are entering a tweet, mark your tweet with the hashtag “#goth” to enter and make sure to reference the author of GOTH by including @TessaDare.


Enter by Thursday, June 25th, at 6 PM EST to win.


One winner will be chosen by random drawing to receive the truly coveted ARC of Goddess of the Hunt. Two other winners will be chosen, also by random drawing, to receive slightly less-coveted proof copies of “The Dangerous Book of Excerpts.” “The Dangerous Book of Excerpts” contains an excerpt of Goddess of the Hunt (longer than the one on Tessa’s website), an excerpt from Surrender of a Siren (longer than the one on her website, which is nonexistent). It also contains excerpts from my own works, but pshaw; those are not coveted at all! These exhibit some signs of wear and even have scribblings in them, as they really were used as proofs.



Anyhoozles, you must enter. GOTH sounds, like, ten thousand kinds of amazing. Ms. Dare has received starred reviews from the Library Journal and Publisher's Weekly!

PS: Read Tessa's The Legend Of The Werestag. It's a Samhain short story but it's also available through Amazon. It's not, contrary to what the title may lead you to believe, a paranormal at all! But there's passion, intrigue, and, um, love-weird, right?lol.

PPS: Be sure to check out Ms.Milan's excerpts for her first short story, This Wicked Gift and her first full-length novel Proof By Seduction